Political Name Disappointment

Another political season has passed and I find myself once again immersed in disappointment. The results of the elections are not what disappoint me. I could care less. It's the fact that another election has passed and yet no one with my last name has stepped up to the plate to run for office.

C'mon! Vo? Hello? It's the perfect political last name. "Vote for Vo!" Is there a better campaign slogan out there? "A vote for Vo is a vote for 'no' against the other guy." C'mon, I can do this all day!

Or even this lame one:
"If you take the 'V-O' out of vote, you have no vote!"

I am so utterly disappointed in my family name and everyone who shares my surname. Out of all the Vo's out there, there has to be one with a clean record and wants to serve public office for the greater good of society. Let this be a cry to all fellow Vo's out there! One of you guys (or gals) run for office! To sweeten the deal, I will be your campaign manager!

If I had a clean record and didn't do all those things I did in the 90s, I would probably run myself. Damn you deadly sins!