Mexican Words of the Day

Mexican word of the day: Hoochie
My vieja found a girls number on my phone and she yelled 'tell me hoochie is!!!

Mexican Word of the Day: Wafer
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los pendejos didn't wafer me.

Mexican Word of the Day: Wheelchair
My homie was downing a 40 and I said, hey where's mine? He says don't worry, wheelchair!

Mexican Word of the Day: Injure
Me and my homies were playing poker and when I won, I yelled injure face!

Mexican Word of the Day: Tissue
Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me tissue!

Mexican Word of the Day: Juicy
Hey vato I will roll the joint and you tell me if juicy the cops!

Mexican Word of the Day: Sodas
My vieja complains a lot and sodas her sister!!

Mexican Word of the Day: Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said Juarez your problem?!

Mexican Word of the Day: Water
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is.

Mexican Word of the Day: Cockatoo
I was in the bathroom when my homie knocked on the door and said, hurry, I have to cockatoo!!!

Mexican Word of the Day: Texas
My friend always Texas me dumb jokes!