Girls Wearing Caps in the Gym

When a girl does not want to be disturbed at the gym, she usually wears a cap. The cap is a big red flag to all guys not to flirt with them. They are only there to work out, not make new friends, you perverts. They wear the caps low to block their peripheral vision and thereby also blocking others from seeing their faces. Here's my request: if you're a girl and you're going to wear a cap to the gym, at least be hot.

If you're not hot, then really, you should be going to the gym capless. Any guy who hits on you is a blessing. Don't mislead us by wearing a cap and making us go through all the trouble of trying to get a look at your face only to be disappointed with what we finally see. Oh wait. Did I just reveal that I'm one of the perverts? Dang.

So in conclusion, if you're hot and you want to wear a cap to the gym, we're going to check you out anyway.