Confucious say...

"Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot"

"Baseball very odd game. How do man walk with 4 balls?"

"Squirrel that run up woman's leg not find nuts"

"Man who walk sideways through airport door going to Bangkok"

"Man who fart in church must sit in own pew"

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

"Man who run behind car get exhausted"

"Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand"

"Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time"

"Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind"

"Man who stand in corner with hands in pocket not feel crazy, just feeling nuts"

"Man who sneeze with no hanky takes matters into his own hands"

"Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose"

"Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly fingers"

"Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders"

"Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down"

"When lady say no, she mean maybe; when lady say maybe, she mean yes; when lady say yes, she no lady"