Bright Idea for a Halloween Costume

A couple of years ago, I thought I would take advantage of my bald head and paint it yellow for Halloween. I also made a big swith plate and decided to go all the way and be a light bulb.

Funny thing is, I couldn't get anybody to turn me on. I guess I was already. No need for them to hit my switch. Still, it would've been nice to have a few people at least hit it.